Written / performed by Marjory Lee

Lyrics

If you’re headed to the store this holiday season
And you’re triggered by lines and think it’s a reason
To ask for the manager like a V.I.P.
If expired cranberry sauce stocked on the shelf
Makes you red in the face like a mad little elf
Maybe Bailey’s in your coffee is what you need
Don't hurt your eggnoggin on spilt milkIt only makes for a blue ChristmasIf you're feeling Frosty - chill outJust let it go
Make falalala your go-to F word
Grab that jingle by the bells
Change your tune to bring Joy To The World
Go out and give them hel(p)
Hold tight in your heart that for you
There’s more than a manager that the world has in store
Keep calm, take a breathKaren Less, Carol More
If your marshmallow gets burnt by a little bit of roasting
If you’re stuck in the past while the whole world is toasting
Well color me green - that’s a grinch
If your w(h)ine is something I can hear but can’t drink
That in itself should get you to think
You just might've gone a little too far with that inch
Don't hurt your eggnoggin on spilt milkIt only makes for a blue ChristmasIf you're feeling Frosty - chill outJust let it go
Make falalala your go-to F word
Grab that jingle by the bells
Change your tune to bring Joy To The World
Go out and give them hel(p)
Hold tight in your heart that for you
There’s more than a manager that the world has in store
Keep calm, take a breathKaren Less, Carol More
I’ll leave you with this
Karen’s had a good run
But CAROLS ARE SO MUCH MORE FUN

Make falalala your go-to F word
Grab that jingle by the bells
Change your tune to bring Joy To The World
Go out and give them hel(p)
Hold tight in your heart that for you
There’s more than a manager that the world has in store
Keep calm, take a breathKaren LessOh keep calm, take a breathKaren Less, Carol More